" life spans "

 [ "Life span of an idiot" ]

1: Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months

  * e.g.,  ... The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots 

 [ "emo life span" ]

1: About 18 years

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why? 

 [ "Life span of an idiot" ]

1: idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.

  * e.g.,  ... Life span of an idiot 

 [ "Life span of a retard" ]

1: 17 years

  * e.g.,  ... Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects 

 [ "Life span of a weirdo" ]

1: They usually live from 11-13

  * e.g.,  ... The life span of a weirdo is 11-13 years 

 [ "Life span of a hoe" ]

1: A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

  * e.g.,  ... According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years. 

 [ "Life span of cows" ]

1: Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

  * e.g.,  ... The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days 

 [ "life span of a Beaner" ]

1: When you fall off the border at the age of 12

  * e.g.,  ... Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border 

 [ "Life span of a dumb brother" ]

1: Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there

  * e.g.,  ... The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs 

 [ "life span of people with big foreheads" ]

1: 15 if lucky hopefully earlier because yall are annoying

  * e.g.,  ... Hey how long will u live?